- no cuts (didn't we learn this in kindergarten?)
- if you really enjoy a good cup of coffee, law enforcement might be a good career choice
- expect irrational behavior from people who drink six specialty cups of coffee daily
- people can be fanatical about their Starbucks beverages, but that rarely leads to good things
- when you are lying, don't be the first to mention taking a polygraph test
- refrain from making idle threats - your bluff will probably be called
- if your name is "Major," avoid employment where your title might be "lieutenant"
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