As if Baristas can be intimidated

There are so many life lessons in this story:

• no cuts (didn't we learn this in kindergarten?)
• if you really enjoy a good cup of coffee, law enforcement might be a good career choice
• expect irrational behavior from people who drink six specialty cups of coffee daily
• people can be fanatical about their Starbucks beverages, but that rarely leads to good things
• when you are lying, don't be the first to mention taking a polygraph test
• refrain from making idle threats - your bluff will probably be called
• if your name is "Major," avoid employment where your title might be "lieutenant"

There's a saying often quoted in and around the IRS tax court: "Pigs get fed. Hogs get slaughtered."